Don't Worry, There Will Definitely Be A Guardians Of The Galaxy Porn

Despite the plethora of Marvel's Phase 3 news yesterday, there was one question on everyone's minds that remained unanswered: Will GotG get a porn parody? The answer, happily, is yes. Porn purveyor WoodRocket is already "hard" at work on Gnardians of the Galaxy: 50 Shades of Groot. Seriously. » 10/29/14 12:35pm Wednesday 12:35pm

Will The End Of The Game Of Thrones TV Show Ruin The Books?

Greetings and salutations, all! I know you're all excited about the new Marvel Phase 3 films, which are scheduled all the way up through 2019! Since I live in the post-apocalyptic future, let me give you guys just a bit of advice, okay? I wouldn't get your hearts set on seeing Avengers: Infinity War Part II. » 10/29/14 9:08am Wednesday 9:08am

Marco Polo Discovers War, Sex, And Kung Fu In His New Netflix Series

When Netflix first announced it was doing a Marco Polo show, I wasn't particularly excited. But now that I've seen this first trailer — which seems to be going down the Game of Thrones route, i.e., plenty of political intrigue and sex. The difference is Marco Polo includes martial arts. I'm sold. » 10/29/14 7:20am Wednesday 7:20am

Cowboy Bebop Finally Hits Blu-Ray, Here's A Trailer And Details

All right, space cowboys. Start saving your woolongs, because the Cowboy Bebop anime series finally comes to Blu-ray on December 16th, courtesy of Funimation. There's a limited edition which comes with special packaging, a display easel, some art cards and more, but here's the lengthy list of extras both version… » 10/28/14 2:20pm Tuesday 2:20pm

Iranian Vampire Movie A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night Is A Must-Watch

I don't know how many vampire movies Iran has previously birthed, but A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night (which, man, what a fantastic title) bills itself as Iran's first Vampire Western, so I assume there are others. Watching this trailer, I have a hard time imagining how they could possibly compare. » 10/28/14 10:46am Tuesday 10:46am

Fan-Made DBZ Webseries Is 1,000,000x Better Than Dragonball: Evolution

A group of fans has been hard at work making a live-action Dragonball Z webseries, subtitled Light of Hope, and it looks pretty outstanding. Admittedly, calling it better than the Hollywood Dragonball movie isn't saying much, but I figured multiplying it by a million would put it in the range of "not bad at all!" » 10/28/14 6:42am Tuesday 6:42am

Holy @#$%, Joel Schumacher Is Making A Comic Sequel To Batman & Robin

I... I have no words. I can barely process the rumor that Joel Schumacher, director of the infamously bad '90s movie Batman & Robin, will return to the bat-nippled universe to continue the saga to make a 12-issue comic, that DC will apparently publish. On purpose! Here's everything you need to know. » 10/27/14 10:42am Monday 10:42am

​The 7 Most Affable Versions Of Satan Ever

Sometimes, the Devil gets a bad rap. Oh, sure, not all of the time — a lot of the time he's evil incarnate — but sometimes he's just a nice guy with a job to do, a job that just happens to be damning people's souls. Here are seven portrayals of the Prince of Darkness that prove being damned doesn't make you a dick. » 10/27/14 10:07am Monday 10:07am

​A Post-Apocalyptic Cookout Turns Awkward On The Walking Dead

This episode of The Walking Dead had it all: Incredibly satisfying moments, introspective character scenes, the reveal of Gabriel's secret, a character death, some crazy violence… of course, it also had a plothole so large you could drive a church bus through it, but hey, that's part of "everything," right? » 10/27/14 7:30am Monday 7:30am

The Crappy Diagram That Reveals The Hobbit Trilogy's Epic Final Battle

When The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies finally comes out on December 17th, its ending will be suitably epic. In fact, the titular battle will apparently last 45 minutes, and is so huge and complicated that director Peter Jackson had to diagram it out. However, this diagram isn't quite as epic as the battle… » 10/24/14 2:20pm 10/24/14 2:20pm

The Computer Demands You Fund The New Paranoia RPG Immediately

Rejoice, Citizen! Paranoia, the ultimate RPG of the darkly humorous future, is coming back — or it will if you don't mind spending a few Alpha Complex credits on this Kickstarter. The new version of the classic game has been streamlined and modernized for the 21st century, and best of all, it's almost nearly funded! » 10/24/14 1:20pm 10/24/14 1:20pm